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October 2026

Oct 23 - 25 2026

A (Not So) Witchy Weekend Retreat

Fairystone Cottage

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A (Not So) Witchy Weekend Retreat

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Humaning is Hard. (Let's Make It Fun.)
We are a spiritual wellness business with an approach that is cheeky, dark & a little weird.

Death is inevitable. Being boring about it is opti

Death is inevitable. Being boring about it is optional.

We’re here for the strange, the silly, the sacred (and the occasional dramatic death on the floor). What can pretending to be dead teach you about being alive? (Maybe more than you'd realize).

At "A (Not So) Witchy Weekend Retreat", we’ll get a little bonkers holding our own mock funeral (say what?) and get in touch with our ancestors before us (who have already done that dying thing) as well as some other cheeky, dark, and wonderful happenings.

Because sometimes you have to pretend you’re dead to figure out what you actually want to do with your life.

Serious about healing (not serious about ourselves). Life’s too short to behave yourself.

Find out more in our bio!

Ah, Shirt, That’s Cute 👕 Did we mention we create

Ah, Shirt, That’s Cute 👕

Did we mention we created merch and have a whole store and everything?

No?

Surprize!

It might seem absurd releasing our summer wares while we’re already contemplating back to school sales, outfits and supplies.

But we thought what if we try something radical and just…be here now, in the season it actually is?

Let’s celebrate Summer (a season us Minnesotans always talk about, especially mid-winter) while it’s still here and get your swimsuits, tanks, and totes while you can.

Talia graciously made us over 200 designs in a crazed state, and we are going to roll them out *slowly* so be prepared to see more exciting things from us! (Did we say Cheeky Sayings on a t-shirt 👀)

Are you, too, cheeky, dark and a little weird? Let the world know!
Got a magical streak or a dark sense of humor? Lean into that and decorate that reliable meatsuit of yours. A little over the “good vibes only” culture? Us too. Embrace the “Good Vibes – Maybe” culture instead.

Check Out Our Shop Here:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CheekyDarkWeird

Interested in hearing more detailed (and personally bonkers) stories and info about us? Consider joining our newsletter here: https://2daa04f0.sibforms.com/serve/MUIFADPFP1OH_MfwTvoaV0VhjsA2offtrjvMbbUNNPqgojOSZ5R020pkj_WUqOHkV5KnlU6ZnmKBFERrWUAvam4pInG1CFKtlntjDV7Pmr4B2seg7i967zEXqCY5Dl8l_dXcWnzvZVJZEgX5Iyb-qltnFPjMELripfU-JU-RbqHOpce4i6RaENJfJC6-nYBsppm91PpnAHx2UU72kg==

Are you wondering who these delightful (and also bonkers) models are? Stay tuned 😛

***With every sale, you help us subsidize the price of our retreats and workshops (go you). Plus our sh*t is cute and you’ll be the talk of the town. In a good way (we think). So treat yourself or gift a friend, you’re gonna be so cute.***

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✨Early Birds and Night Owls Unite!✨🕊️🪱Early Birds

✨Early Birds and Night Owls Unite!✨🕊️🪱Early Birds get the worm but night owls get a chance to have fun too! 🦉🎉

Hey (not so) witchy witches, warlocks, wizards, skeptics (and Susan next door) - we want you!

For a magical (Not So) Witchy Weekend Retreat at the Fairystone Cottage on Medicine Lake. Plymouth, MN October 23-25, 2026. Presented by the bonkers team at Enlightened, Apparently.

We’re pretty big Night Owls ourselves (and this retreat will cater to both the Early Birds AND the oft-forgotten Night Owls! Huzzah.) At the same time, the Early Bird DOES get the worm, so don’t forget to take advantage of the Early Bird Rates before August 31st! Save $150 off select rooms (did someone say Greek Goddess, Enchanted Forest, Dragon, and Pirate themed rooms plus a magical Unicorn themed bathroom all for adults? Yes, yes they did.) The Dragon room is already GONE, “witches” quite exciting.

We can’t wait to play, laugh and have a transformatively wonderful time as we retreat from the mundane into the magical. Craft your broom, brew up a magical healing tincture, get weird with a funeral, journey into other realms, release the old, sweat it out in the sauna, honor your ancestors, and let out your alter ego with a costume dance party. UM HELL YEAH.

Rates will go up September 1st so get on that gift to yourself (and tell your best and weirdest pal).

Find out more here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KgJE32xoWi34cjRjsH8y1ThxqGuSjkpc/view?usp=drivesdk

Medicine Lake, Plymouth, MN

#weird #cheeky #dark #minnesota #retreat #darkside #retreats #retreatsforwomen

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