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Welcome to the Enlightened, Apparently store for cool cats!
Our merchandise isn’t just ugly shit with our logo that you’re never going to wear – it’s a LIFESTYLE. Are you, too, cheeky, dark and a little weird? Let the world know! Got a magical streak or a dark sense of humor? Lean into that and decorate that reliable meatsuit of yours. A little over the ‘good vibes only’ culture? Us too. Embrace the “Good Vibes – Maybe” culture instead.
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Ah Shirt, That is Cute.
With every sale, you help us subsidize the price of our retreats and workshops (go you). Plus our shit is cute and you’ll be the talk of the town. In a good way (we think). So treat yourself or gift a friend, you’re gonna be so cute.
Take A Sneak Peek At Our Future Collections
New Merch Coming This Fall/Winter!
Cheeky, Dark, and A Little Weird.
Cheeky, Dark, and A Little Weird.
